Status for whatsapp 2019

Today almost all chat is whatsapp its like market for messages,  a tons of messages sent each day here are some of the status for your beloved.
Impress them with a list of most astonishing status that will bring that smile to whomever you sent.

Here are the list of status for you

Don’t be a slave in heaven. Be a king of hell.

• I’m a smart person, I just do stupid things. 
• I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
• I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
• Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax.
• Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.
• If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.
• There’s no such thing as soy milk. It’s soy juice.
• I was the kid next door’s imaginary friend.
• Turn up the lights. I don’t want to go home in the dark.
• I spent a year in that town, on Sunday.
• One man is as good as another until he has written a book.
• If at first, you don’t succeed… so much for skydiving.
• I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.
• TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
• I don’t need to explain myself #because I know I’m right.
• I am not perfect but I am limited Edition.
• My attitude is based on how you treat me.
• Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.