- Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
- I guess you prove that even god makes mistakes sometimes.
- The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
- You're so fake, Barbie is jealous.
- I’m jealous of people that don’t know you!
- My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
- You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
- If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
- You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
- Brains aren't everything. In your case they're nothing.
- I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
- I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you.
- Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
- Behind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, your in the way.
- Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
- You, sir, are an oxygen thief!
- Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.
- Don't like my sarcasm, well I don't like your stupid.
- Why don't you go play in traffic.
- Please shut your mouth when you’re talking to me.
- I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
- They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.
- Stop trying to be a smart ass, you're just an ass.
- The last time I saw something like you, I flushed it.
- 'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
- You have Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.
- If ugly were a crime, you'd get a life sentence.
- Your mind is on vacation but your mouth is working overtime.
- I can lose weight, but you’ll always be ugly.
- Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma
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