Best of rap captions

  • “I’m doing pretty good as far as geniuses go.” – Kanye West
    1. “Give me respect, dammit, or get damaged.” – Kendrick Lamar
    2. “You should follow my example, b***h i.e.” – Nicki Minaj
    3. “Ya’ll ni**as dreamed it, I’ve seen it.” – Cam’ron
    4. “F**k the frail shit.” – Jadakiss
    5.  “Living off borrowed time, the clock tick faster.” – MF Doom
    6. “To f**k with me you need a reservation.” – Big Sean
    7. “I believe there’s a god above me, I’m just the god of everything else.” – Pusha T
    8. “Yeah b***h I’m paid, that’s all I gotta say.” – Lil Wayne
    9. “F**k a blog dog, ’cause one day we gon’ meet.” – Rick Ross
    10. “F**k hashtags and retweets, ni**a.” – Jay Z
    11. I am not Jasmine, I am Aladdin.” – Nicki Minaj
    12. “Got buffoons eatin my pussy while I watch cartoons.”- Lil Kim
    13. “They told me to change, they called me names, and so I popped one. Opinion’s are like assholes and everybody’s got one.” – Salt-N-Pepa
    14. “Run shit like diarrhea.” –  2 Chainz
    15. “Now if I fuck this model, And she just bleached her asshole, And I get bleach on my T-shirt, I’mma feel like an asshole.” – Kanye West
    16. “Ayy I’m just feelin’ my vibe right now. I’m feelin’ myself.”-Desiigner
    17. “Go downtown and eat it like a vulture.” – Missy Elliot
    18. “Got so many chains they call me Chaining Tatum.” – Drake
    19. “This dick ain’t free.” – Kendrick Lamar
    20. “Nothing can stop me, I’m all the way up.” – Fat Joe
    21. “Told her beauty is why God invented eyeballs. And her booty is why God invented my balls.” – Kanye West, Lloyd Banks
    22. “Let’s make a movie, are we moving too fast? Who cares? You’re my new bae.” – Vic Mensa
    23. “Girl you standin’ right there lookin’ so amazing.” – Migos
    24. I keep it O.G watchin episodes of O.C.” – Living Legends
    25. “All these bitches is my sons.” – Nicki Minaj
    26. “I go on and on. Can’t understand how I last so long.” – TOO $HORT
    27. “If you got money, and you know it. Take it out your pocket and show it.” – Lil’ Wayne
    28. “Don’t ask me shit, make me lie to you motherfucker.” – T.I.
    29. “All I do is win win win no matter what.” – DJ Khaled
    30. “Bitch I’m back out my coma.” – Kanye West
    31. “To fuck with me you need a reservation.” – Big Sean
    32. “I’m an ordinary person but I’m paid.” – Lil Boosie
    33. “When the pimp’s in the crib ma, drop it like it’s hot.” – Snoop Dogg
    34. “I be that pretty motherfucker.” – A$AP Rocky
    35. “They say I act like I’m the man, cause motherfucka I am. – J. Cole