Here is my list of funny captions | cool2caption

Here is my list of funny captions:

Can bob the builder fix my bad attitude?

2. Professional procrastinator
3. That awkward moment when fails to recognize your own photo on the Instagram.
4. Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person, think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
5. I am not a player…I’m the game
6. A Caffeine-dependent life-form
7. Do you remember my Instagram username I locked myself out and I do not know what to do
8. I looked at my Instagram photos and realized I look beautiful.
9. I’m not glad it’s “Friday” I’m glad it’s “Today”. I Love my life 7 days a week.
10. I looked at my Instagram photos and realized I look beautiful.
11. Mama said life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get
12. You can follow me if you feel like it. You can also put peanut butter in your but#hole if you feel like it.
13. I am 10, on the pH scale, maybe. Cuz I am basic
14. On a scale of 1 to 10, I’m an 11
15. Knowledge is knowing what today.Wisdom is knowing whether to say it or not
16. One person’s LOL is another’s WTF
17. Always give your 100 percent ….unless you’re donating blood.
18. God is really creative, I mean ..just look at me.
19. Life is too short to update Instagram bio
20. Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my Instagram bio….
21. Error: Bio unavailable
22. Bio changed, just for the sake of changing it
23. I’m not special, I’m just limited edition
24. Wifi, Food, my bed, and Perfection.
25. That cool moment when I feel proud….when a girl asks “Are you on Instagram?
26. Die with memories, not dreams!
27. I’m so good at sleeping; I can do it with my eyes closed.
28. I am definitely a morning person if morning starts from noon 
29. To be brave is to love unconditionally without expecting anything in return.
30. CGPA available for adoption – Can’t raise it myself